i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
(via anonymous-fox)
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
(via stop-ticking)
you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8
(via anonymous-fox)
MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK
ARREST HER
IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
(Source: growlithed, via anonymous-fox)
LOL
I tried to scroll past. I really did.
Need to reblog this…
#gpoy
(via stop-ticking)
Some infinities are bigger than other infinities
~ John Green
(via stop-ticking)
jimmypullsupinhisbluechevynovak:
whY
“Hello Dean”
please stop
what if…
oh god this post is getting out of control
oh god he looks like ET
i’m actually really sorry
(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-sons, via stop-ticking)
