hangoverpart3:

May 23rd. So close you can almost taste it. Get tickets for The Hangover Part III: http://bit.ly/H3Tickets

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amoying:

amoying:

what side dish to punks eat?

moshed potatoes

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thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

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danikaviolet:

rneerkat:

that was complimeant to be an insult

here it is, ive found it. the worst text post of all time

now that it has that comment it is

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rneerkat:

i wear bubblewrap in my collar to make it easier to pop

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shmegel:

preferred pronouns: old sport

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coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

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slutformisha:

brevkdown:

flyingpenguinapparatus:

“My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.”

you made a fucking owl with your coffee

I can’t even make coffee with coffee

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what sound does a nut make when it sneezes

CASHEW!

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echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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